Tuesday 30 December 2014

New Blog Woop Woop

Hi Blogger

I am starting todays blog by saying that I trust that all of you have had a wonderful Christmas. Mine was ok but as I expressed (maybe a little too much) Christmas is not my favourite time of the year.

This post is to say that I will have another blog based around health tips. This is a bit of a random topic but I am one big lover for keeping fit and exercise. This blog will be aimed at giving little tips and tricks for keeping fit. These tips and tricks are not really cheats as such but they do make keeping fit and healthy a lot easier. All of the tips, pointers and tricks do work as I have tried them and at the end of each blog I will say how effective they are if they are to do with working out or keeping healthy. Some of the tips are random like the best cure for a hangover or so but this is because I have read up on this.

I hope that all of you have a great new years. Hope to see you guys on my other blog.

Sunday 14 December 2014

Why I think That Christmas Is Shit

Hi Bogger

I apologise for my poorly punctuated and spelt last post; I was half asleep whilst writing.

As it is the run up to Christmas everybody is talking and singing Christmas songs. The problem with this is the exact same songs are played every year, which I find annoying, It's not that I'm against Christmas, which I am and I'm not but I will go in to this in detail, because all of the Christmas songs are terrible in my opinion apart from the piss takes like the insanity wolf song and the night Santa went crazy. The only Christmas song I can actually stand is band aid because it was produced for a reason and is not like the other songs which are about how ridiculously great Christmas is.

As I said earlier, I am not the biggest fan of Christmas; this is because my parents split up on Christmas day two years ago, which completely ruined Christmas ever since. Every Christmas I am reminded that my parents started arguing, shouting and cursing at 5 in the morning and my father walking out and sat in the car and started crying. I don't know if you think the same way but a woman's laugh is the nicest but a man's tear is the most powerful. I saw my father crying and I just broke down.

Every year since my parents argue to see who gets me and my sister for Christmas. I usually get the final say as I am the eldest of my sister and me, and my sister has no common since, choosing between parents is a shit feeling because the parent I don't choose feels like I love the other more, which is not the case, and argues more. I have had enough of this shit. I would love it if one year I was alone in a forest camping on Christmas day and I would hunt a wild pheasant and eat it.

That's enough of my sob story as I am sure that you guys don't actually care. To be honest I don't any more. I am far away from caring for what anybody has to say about me, think about me or do to me. I know that the world is far from perfect and positive. There is one last reason why I dislike Christmas which is the fact that in Africa, India and places like that, the best gift that someone can bring to give to those children is life, and as far as I am aware, nobody gives a shit about them. I hate people like that because chances are it is them who are killing the African children. Please do something about this as I am and always do.

thanks for reading my blog and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year.

Tuesday 9 December 2014

The Hike

Hi Blogger

On Friday, after school, I came strait home and packed a 35 litre bag and walked to my friends house. When I arrived at my friends house I ditched my bag their and we went strait into Tesco to buy some food for the 20 mile hike which we would be walking the next day. In the end we brought : 2 loaves of freshly baked bread; five packs of curry super noodles; 2 packs of fruit pastels; 2 packs of migit gems; 1 pack of 8 toffee crisps; 1 pack of 8 kitkat chunkies and an 8 pack of coke.

We brought this because my friend , Joe, thought that we would need this much food to last us. That night we had our tea and went to bed a 11:30. Joe decided to play a blackadder audio tape, which was annoying as I could not sleep.

The next morning we got up at 6:45 and sat in our beds for 20 minutes. When we got up we got dressed in our hiking gear , combat trousers and a few base layers. We ate breakfast and left.

We left the house at 7:30 in the morning when we were ment to leave at eight so we had half an hour to spare so we walked. We walked into a corn fields and I saw the most beautiful sight I have ever seen, ( even more pretty than my girlfriend, which I should not be saying). The sunset was a beautiful orange and lit up the sky like a flare. It was like god was watching us and rewarding us for actually getting up early and doing something than staying in bed like a lot of nowadays teenagers.

Joe started saying that, that exact moment was one of the best moments of 2014, which is was as nothing much will compare to that as their is not much of 2014 left. We walked on until we got to fox ham ( a little village 6 miles out side of Chippenham which is were I live) and we sat down outside on a bench and we drank a can of peps and ate a pack of raw super noodles ( which are discusting so I don't really think I will be doing that again.

This is all I will tell you about the Hike because I do not wish to bore my readers as I don't really want to lose any but there we go. Today's tip is:

There is no point in being lazy. It may seem a good idea and good but if you are lazy and sleep in, you will end up missing the beautiful sights of the world for example sun sets and rises.

I hope to write again and if anyone wants to hear more about my Hike please comment.

have a nice xmas if I don't blog by then.